Wednesday, June 4, 2008

They forgot to mention that my breath smells, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus

A blog watcher sent me the art work below. It appears to be a tribute to yours truly created by a friend (only friend?) of that person who took offense with this post. Pretty sassy revenge art, and just goes to show I'm out of my league in this war the poster declared. However, I am surprised they failed to mention that my breath smells, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus. (Actually I do love Jesus, but why would they waste such an opportune moment?)

Ahem, note to the artist: the term "tommy gun" is old hat, and rarely used outside of cheap B-grade movies.

Anyway, taking into consideration the theme of this little masterpiece, in addition to the way our commenter zeroed in like a hawk on Peter, and ever-mindful of that sicko photo her friend made up about Karen, their agenda is pretty sparkling clear now. I won't mention their names or give them a link -I can be rather insensitive toward attention leeches- but I will sign off on this post with a special tribute to their lily-white agenda. Happy war-mongering, ladies, and cheers from your least favorite Italian-American!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

They'll have so much to share at the next cross burning.
LMAO I think you handle these lowlifes a lot better than most of us could!

J. Weiss said...

I think you nailed it on the sorry head of the problem. Sad, very sad. Sorry these losers have made you another target.

Anonymous said...

Y'all are using the word "art" ironically, right?

ANON said...

I was wondering about that myself after seeing Ann's horrific Easter Egg poser. This latest just confirms the suspicion.

Dick Fry, the Romance Know-All Guy said...

Aw the poor dried up gals just want to ride the Capo rocket all the way up space mountain and back.
LOL
You and this Karen meet shit with shit. But they picked on Peter? Hell might as well go after lady bugs with an M-80. No dissing you Pete, but your about as offensive as Thumper the rabbit.

Anonymous said...

It amazes me what tyrants some authors can be.

Beverly Anne Shell said...

I'm not so sure that its racism as they just don't care how low they have to reach to pull a punch. Either way its amoral. Looking over your comments I am also sure the pair are enjoying a great laugh knowing they've got most people too scared to leave a name.

Annie & Cruger suck ass! said...

Okay seriously Annie Cremont's on crack. I know this for a fact, because I've seen her with my own eyes jet out of her trailer park home, run across a shit infested area to knock on Cruger's door.

And why do I bring this to light? Because Annie and her best les pal Cruger thinks we can't smell the stink reeking off of her.

If Annie's not careful, she'll find her hubby with a new younger iive version of the "plastic fake art" creations she insists on making, and her son holed up in his room for the rest of his life.

Anonymous said...

I noticed they removed some of their comments about you being a mobster wop. I guess they can pat themselves on the back with a clean conscience now.

Brandy said...

Ok, you've got me curious lol. I'm going to go read that post!

Brandy said...

I read it, and left a comment. You didn't deserve that, Tuscan.

Long Wong Peter said...

"But they picked on Peter? Hell might as well go after lady bugs with an M-80. No dissing you Pete, but your about as offensive as Thumper the rabbit."

LOL Dick. My mom would be happy to know I'm considered the Nice Guy.

Long Wong Peter said...

Brandy, you're correct. Tuscan (Capo) really is the most decent man I've ever met. It is no coincidence he has so many loyal friends.

It is my opinion that the need to portray him as a criminal and to perpetuate racist stereotypes is symptomatic of an unhealthy mind, or as the case may be, two unhealthy minds.

Anonymous said...

I didn't think Vremont could sink lower than that horrible pix of Karen Scott. But this stinks of racism. I hope she loses every reader she has. Unpatriotic nazi!

Anna M. Tessaloni

Robin said...

Looking over your comments I am also sure the pair are enjoying a great laugh knowing they've got most people too scared to leave a name.

I'll leave a name, but really, I don't think I can add anything at this point. A.V., C.C., & Co. seem to be expressing themselves pretty clearly, as astonishingly ill-considered as their campaign may be.

shilohwalker said...

Man, that picture is just so wrong on so many levels.

Anya Howard said...

It's very wrong, just as the one made to mock Karen. I don't understand how people can be so callous. If the "artist" of these things is an author as people say, has she forgotten that readers come in all colors and ethnic backgrounds?

Hugs to you, Capo!

Maddie said...

robin said "I'll leave a name, but really, I don't think I can add anything at this point. A.V., C.C., & Co. seem to be expressing themselves pretty clearly, as astonishingly ill-considered as their campaign may be."

yeah well no one ever accused Hitler of not being able to express himself clearly too.

Joyce said...

Oh gracious! Some people are just so nasty and mean hearted. No need for such ugliness.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me for commenting Anony here, but having seen how vengeful some authors can be I feel it is safer.

I don't know about Cindy C. except she sounds like a has-been looking for attention. AV I've never cared for because she has no compunction about cattiness. I'm not comfortable with intolerance, whether it's directed at Blacks, gays, Italians, Asians, whatever. And AV's racist pictures, you can tell, are directed toward straight men confident with their sexual preferences and women who aren't overweight. What she did to Karen Scott with that malicious picture confirms the vibes she was putting out a long time ago. That she's wasting hours making and strutting these god awful pictures about Tuscan Capo doesn't surprise. AV doesn't care who she hurts and will continue to do so.

Tuscan Capo said...

If you're right, Anonymous, that's pretty dam sad.